I got bored. Found this meme that anti_joker  did in the dark depths of my silly Linux.

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?

Start the water first, of course. Gotta make sure the water is the right temperature for me when I do get in.

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?

Just to make sure its Head & Shoulders.

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?

Lol no.

4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?

Technically yes. I had to take baths with my cousin and brother when I was little.

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?

When we were kids.

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

Yes. It was on impulse really.

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?

Many times.

8.) How old do you look?

Body wise: Mature. Like, mature-mature. Face: Young. I got that baby face. And my bangs don’t help that.

9.) How old do you act?

I believe that I am about two years behind what I actually am. I’m basically 20 so internally I’m just now getting to 18.

10.) What is the last song you sang?

Before I wiped my iPod forever like a douche-bag it was Bohemian Rhapsody on my way from school.

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?

Nope.

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?

Sleeping. Video Games. Chilling out and relaxing. All my favorite things.

13.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?

No, and I doubt I’d last long.

14) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?

Never. I prefer not to feel the horrible burn of wretching food through my esophagus every time.

16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?

Captain of course. I am the captain of the Dirty Soap pirates after all.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?

For humorous fun.

18) Have you ever been called a slut?

No surprisingly.

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?

No.

20.) Does playing guitar make someone attractive?

No, but violin, piano, organ, and harpsichord is a different matter.

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?

Apparently not or I would know.

23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?

My immediate family. My aunts on my mom’s side. My cousins Jason and Micheal. My aunts, uncles, and cousins on my dad’s side and my friends.

24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?

I’m not sure, but you never know.

25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?

I don’t think I have enemies. Closest would be my old friend Danielle, but I haven’t talked to her in years.

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?

Lol yeah.

27.) Can you fix your own car?

I drive them, but that doesn’t mean I know anything about them.

28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?

Yes.

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?

Never. I find I’ve become quite closed-minded when it comes to general facts and knowledge.

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?

No, but I have stolen stuff from my sister and my cousins. Little stuff like really awesome pens that they wouldn’t notice is missing, shit like that.

31.) Have you ever been to jail?

Not actually arrested, no.

33) Do you like the smell of beer?

Nooooooooo.

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?

I’ve maybe died once. I’m pretty sure I’ve killed people in many different dreams before. But its mainly someone trying to kill me.

35.) Have you ever given to charity?

I’m not sure. I might have when I was younger.

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?

Never. Not even for a million. And anyone who would say yes I will find you. I will find you.

37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?

A lot. Its in my nature.

38.) Do you get along with your parents?

Very well. My mom and I share the same opinion on many things and my dad and I share the same exact sense of humor.

39.) Do you have plans for your future?

Sorta.

A
- Age: 20 PRETTY MUCH.

- Annoyance: Being teased, lectures, people bugging me when I’m sleeping, when people assume I can’t think or do anything myself.

- Animal: The fox is my favorite. Particularly the Gray Fox. I love cats as well.

B
- Beer: No thank you.

-Birthday: March 11. COMIN’ UUUUPPP.

- Best friend: I consider all three Lani, Alli, and Lorelei to be my best friends.

- Body Part on opposite sex: I like guys’ arms. And when they have slight muscular but skinny legs.

- Blind or Deaf: Um, neither obviously, but if I had to choose one I’d choose Deafness. I love playing video games, watching movies, and reading manga way too much.

- Best weather: Nice warm non-windy middle-of-the-day weather.

- Been in Love: Many times.

- Been on stage: I can’t even count how many times I’ve been on one.

- Believe in Magic: Same as Lorelei’s answer. “The child in me that refuses to grow up does”.

- Believe in Santa: Lorelei is Santa thank you. (Thank you Lorelei for reminding me of this).

C

- Candy: Plain Hershey’s Chocolate bars and Lindt Truffles.

- Color: Bright Emerald green.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocoloooootttt.

- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chineeeeeesee. My favorite.

- Cake or pie: I don’t like either, but stick ice cream with my cake and I’ll eat it. Lorelei’s answer is lulzy. “Though a pie is fine too”.

- Continent to visit: Toss up between Europe and Asia.

- Cheese: CHEEEEEESSEEE.

D
- Day or Night?: My opinion of this changes many times. I normally prefer night, but when I become nocturnal and it becomes a problem to everyone and I find myself horribly lonely at night I start to wish for the day.

- Dancing in the rain: Two things I do not like at all. No thank you.

E
- Eyes: Exactly Lorelei’s answer. “I'm gonna say green because I'm too lazy to go check what color they feel like being right now”.

- Ever failed a class?: High school, yes. I made it a hobby of mine, but now that I’m in college I find myself more responsible when it comes to school.

F
- First thoughts waking up: “NOOOO I ONLY SLEPT FOR FIVE HOOOUURRRSSS. I NEED TEN MOOOOREEE. SHIIIIIIIIIT”.

- Food: My favorites are Fried Rice, Beef and Broccoli, and Teriyaki Chicken for the Chinese side. Everything else would be Non-bean Chili Spaghetti, lumpy Mashed Potatoes, my mom’s Macaroni & Cheese, plain Pepperoni Pizza, and others I can’t think of right now.


G
- Gum: I’m an incessant gum chewer. I love gum, but my chewing can get really violent.

- Get along with your parents?: You totally asked me this already.

- Greatest Fear: Obligatory: Dying. I like living, thank you. Phobias: Worms, Tornadoes, Escalators, Insects, Spiders, Carnivorous Plants, and the death of anyone I love of course.

H
- Hair Color: Dark brown.

- Height: 5'1” Yes, I’m short, shut up.

- Happy: I’m happiest when I’m just chilling playing video games at home knowing that I won’t have to do anything that day and there’s nothing to worry about.

- Holidays: I used to love Halloween, but its become a huge douche-bag. So Christmas would be my next favorite.

-How do you want to die: How ‘bout never? Nah, I’d like to die when I’m nice and old and I don’t expect it. I know that I’d just go insane if I knew when I was going to die.

I
- Ice Cream: Yes please. Black & Tan would be my favorite. Damn you Ben & Jerrys. I fucking hate you.

- Instrument: I can’t play shit. I tried the flute at school when I was younger, but I hated it. Ditched my lessons by hiding underneath my desk in my normal classroom pretending that I went. I’m surprised that no one actually said anything to me. I’m sure everyone in the class saw me. My favorite instruments would be pretty much all strings. Harpsichord is my favorite along with Violin, Piano, Organ, and Electric Guitar.

J
- Jewelry: Just small necklaces. Nothing else.

- Job: None, I’m dirt poor and I’m proud of it.

K
- Kids: Never. Don’t like them. But like Lorelei, if I do get that random jolt of maternal need I’ll adopt a boy and call him Kellogg! I’m totally serious.

- Keep a journal? I’ve tried many times to keep a diary, but I keep forgetting about it and when I do start writing in it I find I want to write every single bit of my life in just one page and so I get ahead of myself. I have Livejournal though.

L
- Love: It’s nice.

- Letter: V and L.

- Laughed so hard you cried: All the time.

M
- Milk flavor: 2% Regular

- Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chicago, The Prestige, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Gozu

- Motion sickness?: None whatsoever.

- McD’s or BK: McD’s. They got better fries. And the Burger King himself scares me.

- Monster: (I have a lot. Warning ya.) Cthulhu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein’s Monster, Banshee, Medusa, Godzilla, Kraken, Dullahan, Leprechaun, Dopplegaanger, Cerberus, Hydra, Wolfman, Succubus, Beelzebub, Chupacabra, Bloody Mary, Boogeyman, Grinning Man, Chernobog, and the Man-Eating Tree.

O
- One wish: That I live a nice long life.

P
- Perfect Pizza: Thick crust, extra cheese, and loads of pepperoni.

- Pepsi/Coke: I love Pepsi. But I never get it since my mom treats it like some sort of evil rival to her Diet Cokes.

Q
- Quality: Um.

R
- Reason to cry: Often when I feel inadequate.

- Reality T.V: Its funny watching adult women going at it verbally. With common words such as “slut”, “whore”, “bitch”, and “cunt” being thrown around. Such drama is humorous.

- Radio Stations: None in particular.

- Roll your tongue in a circle: A circle? I can fold it.

- Ring size: Like people know this.

S
- Salad Dressing: I don’t like salad. To me, lettuce is nasty.

- Sushi: I’ve never had real sushi, so I can’t say.

- Skinny dipped?: Nope.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.

T
- Tattoos?: Sure. I just need to decide what to get exactly and where.

- Time for bed: When I decide I’m tired.

- Thunderstorms: I don’t like rain. So no thank you.

U
- Unpredictable: This question is.

V
- Vacation spot(s): Many different places, but my favorite place to go will always be San Francisco with my parents. Its been a yearly tradition of ours for as long as I can remember since my dad lived there once.

W
- Who makes you laugh the most: My dad and Lorelei.

- Wanted to be a model: Nah, people say I could be one though.

- Worst Weather?: I’m picky with my weather. I hate the cold, the cool, and the hot. I like the warm.

X
- X-Rays: I took a lot back in Sixth grade before I got my braces. Like fifteen of them.

Y
- Year it is now: 2010

- Yellow: ‘sokay

Z
-Zoo animal: Foxes and any big cat.

I have no idea if I'm doing my homework right. This is bad.

I feel sick right now. I don't know why.

Ugh, soooooo confusing. So anti_joker 's Air Force graduation is happening on the 4th. At first it was going to just be me and her mom going, but suddenly today when we had to finalize the air fair tickets she reveals that she doesn't have any sort of ID. First, they won't let her fly without one. Second, there is noooo fucking way the AIR FORCE is going to let a non-identified person on their base. Soooo her mom won't be going at all and now it will be me and my mom. The next best thing! I won't be around from the 4th to the 6th most likely. Though I'm sure you guys wouldn't even notice for that length of time anyway.

And this totally means I'd have to take my Final in the morning before I leave, because I will be missing the last day of school, but I already asked my teacher and he's cool with it.

This amused me to no end.

I would totally do something like this.

community.livejournal.com/final_fantasy_6/120077.html

UH I WANT IT SOO BAD.

So I totally slept through the coming of 2010 last night. Woops. Oh well. At least I had a rather pleasant dream of a strange deformed brown spider jumping at me trying to eat my crotch.

Must be some sort of omen or something.

I got a letter from anti_joker! a.k.a. Lorelei.

Finally I got one, took forever. You'd think the Airforce would have faster mail considering its coming from there, but whatever.

Apparently she had to walk through a room of tear gas (wtf) and is a chapel guide. Its funny because cuz she's Athiest.

Anyway, I'm just happy to hear from her. I can not count how many times I had an urge to show or tell her something and then I'd remember that I can't.

I'm sorry, but this disturbs me to the point that I can't not show you guys. Beware its NSFW and just plain scary. community.livejournal.com/wtf_omgz/2939866.html

ORENJI IS SOOO AWESOME. SHE DREW ME BLACKBEARD WITH A BANANA HAT IN THREE DIFFERENT VERSIONS.

orenjimaru-sama.livejournal.com/3892.html

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS

www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-12-03/2009-japanese-comic-ranking-no.1-25

Orenji said I should, so I gave it a shot.


Choose twelve characters from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.

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People:

1. Luffy
2. Robin
3. Sanji
4. Kuma
5. Brook
6. Aokiji
7. Nami
8. Zoro
9. Crocodile
10. Chopper
11. Blackbeard
12. Whitebeard

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Aokiji/Blackbeard)
I....don't think that would ever exist.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Kuma)
TOTALLY SPICY

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Whitebeard/Zoro)
I would first question what Biology class Oda went to and then I would question when the hell did they meet.
But I can see Whitebeard taking the beef for it and would either take the baby and raise him as a Whitebeard pirate or let it stay with Zoro and send money every month or so (Because Zoro would never leave the Strawhats of course).

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Crocodile)
I've read a few, but two were realy cracky couples and the other was a bad long running one of questionable plot.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Robin/Aokiji)
I uh......actually sort of like it myself. Its interesting at least, I just wish he wasn't so much older than her.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Brook/Chopper or Brook/Crocodile)
Brook/Chopper is where its at.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Nami, Robin/Whitebeard)
Nami:.........
Whitebeard:...........
Robin:....I can-
Nami: Roobiiiin~ I didn't know you were into older men~
Robin: I-I...
Whitebeard: So....would you like to join miss?
Robin: Wha-?
Nami: Sure. But it will cost ya

Totally.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Sanji/Chopper)
Chopper, insecure about himself and his feelings for the cook, confronts him and soon both Chopper and Sanji realize that they are not much different after all.
Oneshot Drabble. Rating T. Romance/Friendship

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Luff/Zoro)
PFFFFFFFFFF

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Nami/Whitebeard)
Two out of Three. Sequel. After Robin leaves Nami and Whitebeard for Aokiji, Nami is left to wonder about the status of their relationship and Whitebeard is left to wonder whom he loves most between the two girls.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Kuma, Luffy)
Something with Kuma pining for Luffy ever since Thriller Bark and it is Luffy's voice that brings Kuma back to his old self at Marineford and when the battle is over Kuma puni's both him and Luffy to a SECRET PLACE.

Fu fu fu.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Sanji)
Iiiiiiii don't know, but it exists of course.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Blackbeard)
No? I don't think so. Which is a shame.

I request Orenji to draw Blackbeard with a banana hat.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Robin/Kuma/Brook)
Uh well no. Unless I ask politely. Of course it would have to involve how Robin, Kuma, and Brook left Aokiji, Luffy, and Chopper respecfully. Also must involve a cameo of Whitebeard/Nami and Whitebeard/Zoro's baby.

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Chopper)
Chopper: "Doing that...won't make me happy you asshole!~"

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Zoro)
"Looking for my Leopard" by 7 Seconds of Love

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Luffy/Aokiji/Whitebeard)
Yaoi, Threesome, Frost-bitten, Stretchyness, Pure Epic Manliness, Anal, BDSM

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Chopper/Robin)
Chopper: Okay, so just relax and think of me as your Gynecologist.

Okay its just an awesome doctor pick-up line in general.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Brook)
Huh, probably a few months ago. I should have come around more.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Aokiji)
He likes 'em young and smart.

Lol.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Blackbeard/Crocodile)
Sober obviously, though Crocodile wouldn't play ball unless drunk himself.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Sanji/Nami)
Nami.

24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic?

(Luffy and Nami are in a happy relationship until Nami suddenly runs off with Kuma Omg she goes off to his ex. Luffy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Blackbeard Oh god and a brief unhappy affair with Whitebeard Oh shit Whitebeard you whore, then follows the wise advice of Brook Because he totally knows how to keep 'em and finds true love with Sanji Because we all know Luffy's true love is meat.)
"Only Meat is Best"


25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Nami/Zoro)
Very un-pleased.

So tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I have no qualms about it since its just gonna be me, my mom, my dad, my aunt, and my sister. My other super druggie cracked ADHD aunt won't be coming this year and I'm a little sad about that since I love her and her wacky self, but she made it hard for my mom to relax so I its a good thing she's not coming.

BUT my parents demand that I cook one dish.

I do not cook. No one wants me to cook.

But I do not want to go against them and their wishes, because well........that's just how I was raised. And I really should cook something to make it easier on them. I do mooch off of them all the time and never do anything.

So I have no idea what to make and knowing my parents no one will bother to help me or answer any of my questions. I can just imagine right now.

"Mom, what do I do with this?"

"I don't know. What do you do with it?"

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"Okay what do I do next?"

"I don't know, what do you think you should do?"

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking."

"Well figure it out."

They better not blame me if they get food poisoning.

You know, its really sad that I'm not even upset with the fact that my grandma and only living grandparent told my mom she'd be coming down for my 18th birthday in May.

I'm 19 now, my birthday is in March, and its my sister's birthday in May and she's turning 28 next year.

I've been soo tired lately and I have no idea why. All I ever do is homework, go to school, play video games and fool around online. But this past week all I've wanted to do is sleep. Of course that's bad since I have an essay to do and I tend to ignore all my online friends and duties in the process. I even almost fell asleep in class last night.

My mom suggested that I might be depressed, but I don't think so. I mean, I think you'd know if you were. Especially since I went through a deep one for three years. But that was at least two years ago and most of the problems I had are fixed. So I figured its probably just the re-emergance of school. I spent all of Febuary to October with no school so I kinda got a little comfortable with that and now I'm being stuck writing essays about things I don't really care for. So I think I'm just a little stressed. Or it could be the whole going to class thing. It REALLY depressed me back in junior high and high school and I ended up ditching class all the time and pretty much failed everything. Then I switched to Learning Post which is sorta like home schooling 'cept it was just me going to a little class and sit in front of my teacher's desk for an hour doing tests while he corrects my homework once a week and then spend one night six days to do the homework.

It was easy and I got to procastinate and then proceed to kill myself during one night.

I was happy and I pretty much got B's and A's throughout.

Now I'm stuck doing the old routine. Go to school Monday through Thursday and try to cram working on any sort of homework in just two hours before. Because I'm too lazy and tired to work on it at night when I get home and I wake up late. Except I'm actually going and doing the homework. Hmmmmm.

Or I could just be really bored in general. Idk.

So anti_joker my good friend has left to boot camp for the Air Force. I won't see her for two months then I'll see her for like a day in the Spring during her graduation and then she is off to Tech school where she gets to learn an awesome language for like four years and who knows if I'll be able to see her. Hopefully she can log into Meebo or something so we can chat online.

So I had this dream last night where I was in some sort of boot camp. I was put in a cabin thing that looks a lot like a really small hotel room and there was a black sorta monkey that was really cute (and I don't like monkeys) There were about five other girls with me and apparently we ran a lot and wore striped prison outfits (pretty much what the Impel Down prisoners wear), but I wore my heeled boots which supposedly made it easier for me to run. I was really good at the running and eventually I got put into another boot camp or something with the same chicks. It was supposed to be harder or something, but idk. At one point we had to line up in front of this lady/guy (kept changing) who was a total scary mofo and took me and three other boys and shoved some papers in our arms. He/she said, "You take these and pass them out to bhehbhe and another copy to anfvbeve (I don't remember what he/she said) and then the last one I want you to pass out to Marina". I asked who that was and he/she said, "She is the ONE WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY WIFE'S DEATH GHEIFEGHGHEARARGF. Oh wait, nevermind she's been missing from here for a month now". Cue scary face. Then he/she said, "So whoever gets these to them first and back here gets a prize. Now go!". I immediately rushed (with my heeled boots) and jumped down a flight of stairs, ran through tons of hallways and I made it outside where it was snowing for some reason (it was supposed to be summer). I suddenly forgot who he/she said to give the papers to, so I just kinda stood there trying hard to remember, but I couldn't so I rushed back to him/her to ask. I didn't see the other guys anywhere and when I got back he/she wooped with joy and said, "Congradulations! You won! Now you can have anything you want. You can even leave here and go home if you want". I thought about the option of going home, but I suddenly got this urge to stay and that I had something of importance to do here (probably something about the Marina chick or something idk) so I instead asked for a computer with internet.

Then I woke up.

The great Noot at the Fairy Law forum posted this beautiful masterpiece. It gave me tears of joy.

My dear beloved Artemis has been missing for about five? something days. He usually likes to go outside every night and he would come back in the morning meowing at us about his great adventure outside. But one night he got into a fight with Creepers, another cat of ours, and my mom sprayed him with a water bottle and kicked him outside. And of course he didn't come back the next morning. Every night I've been going around the block and other streets looking and calling out for him. By now I've been pretty much everywhere around our neighboorhood and I'm starting to think he either got taken by someone else or the coyotes got him. I'm desperately clinging onto every option other than the coyote one by the fact that he spent all his kittenhood up in the hills underneath a house surrounded by coyotes and managed to survive. That and he's been okay for four years going outside every night. But I don't want to think someone took him either. Then there's pretty much no way of him hearing me calling for him and he might not be able to come back. But if someone did take him then he'd want to go outside there too, he'd run out any chance he got if they let him. Then maybe if I keep calling out for him every night he might be out that night and hear me.

That....or he's plain ignoring me. Which I really doubt because he loves me to death.

Its soo sad, we were buddies! And seriously, if someone did take him and I find out who, I am soo busting down their door and taking my cat back. He's mine damnit! I'm the one who washes oil off of him, lets him sleep on me, feed him when he's crying, drains his infected wounds, cleans up after him, claimed by him by being sprayed on, gave him his bladder medicine, lets him give me awkward kitty hugs when he's clingy, aaaaaaannndd who has casual conversations with him now and again!

>:(

Fucking cat fucking make me care too fucking much. This has really been effecting me lately. Every time I feel happy I get this horrible guilt trip and remind myself that my cat is out there and I haven't doen enough to look for him. Then all my happy is gone.

200 SPECIES EVERY DAY


RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND OR OF ALL TIME. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE FIFTEEN FAVORITE SONGS?

1. Come Sail Away - Styx
2. I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island
3. Spaceman - The Killers
4. Nico Nico Douga Medley Final Mix
5. Jiz In My Pants - The Lonely Island
6. Sax Man - The Lonely Island
7. Perfect Symmetry - Keanne
8. Viscinity of Obscenity - SOAD
9. Such Great Heights - Postal Service
10. Tower of Learning - Rufus Wainwright
11. Sail On - Masterplan
12. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
13. Mary Lue - Sonata Arctica
14. No World For Tomorrow - Coheed & Cambria
15. Canon Rock - JerryC

Pretty much all these songs will make me squeal and I will force you to play.